you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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