We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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