We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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