Only a mothe r could love this liver
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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