Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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