make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
