As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
i think my cat just said my name.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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