If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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