I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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