3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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