your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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