She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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