Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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