So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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