i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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