people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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