Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
should my penis look like a turkey
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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