bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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