marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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