Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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