That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
my being single is dangerous.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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