69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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