Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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