Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Bring me that man meat
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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