I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Randomize
