he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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