i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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