Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Thank you for not boning my boss.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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