Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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