We named our party play list daddy issues
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
he was CRYING into my vagina
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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