I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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