Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Acid is not a monday night drug
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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