ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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