I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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