There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
where does the pee come out of this thing
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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