I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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