I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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