UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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