"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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