if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.