Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect