We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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