He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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