i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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