you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You ruined the universe
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize