Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
its not stalking. its research.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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