Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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