definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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