I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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