Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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