so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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