i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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