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We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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