I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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