Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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