I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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